I picked up one of those fun things at
http://chathead.bravejournal.com/ and so I would like to give you my version of it:
Type what comes to your mind first whenever you hear these 50 words. Don't think and don't go back and change. Doesn't matter how random just type it! Hope that you like mine!
1. Beer - belching
2. Food - upset stomach
3. Relationships – Got a good one now!
4. Your CRUSH – Wife
5. Power Rangers - Hot young chicks in short tight clothing.
6. Life – Bunch of fun, but gotta rush before I die.
7. Money – Wife works hard!
8. House – Peaceful while wife works hard
9. The President – Moron
10. Yummy – saliva
11. Cars – gas prices.
12. Movie – stink of popcorn
13. Halloween – trick or treat
14. Sex – anytime any place!
15. Religion – Catholic
16. Myspace – Reveals too much.
17. Fear – Heights
18. Marriage – security.
19. Blondes – insipid dead chicken flesh.
20. SLIPPERS – sweaty feet
21. SHOES – sweatier feet
22. Asians – hot chicks
23. Passed time – wasted
24. One night stands – for fools
25. Cell Phone - waste of time and money
26. Internet - kool
27. Smoke – quit
28: FANTASY – all of my life!
29: COLLEGE – bunch of drunks
30: High school Life- pain in the butt.
31. Pajamas – childrens wear.
32. Stars - celestial navigation
33. Fitness Center- I gave all my thin clothes to my thin friends.
34. Alcohol – headache, puking.
35. The word love – overused for lesser things
36. Friends – no time for them any more, should make time.
37. Mouse - laser
38. Heartache – hit by bus in chest.
39. Time - faster as get older.
40. Divorce – Thank God we have it!
41. Dogs – stinking wet fur, urine and crap pickup.
42. UndiES – disintegrate
43. Parents – gone.
44. Babies – stinking wet diapers, urine, and crap wiping.
45. Stripper – Who cares?
46. Blogs – Ego
47. News – Bad is popular, good harder to find
48. Weddings – Irritating phony event with chicks wearing silly clothing that makes them look old and frumpy.
49. Pizza – Boring.
50. Kleenex – Sneeze.