I was doing my visiting of other blogs, - sometimes I do so without leaving a message, just to assist others in getting traffic, and to see what they are up to, check out if my list of linked friends are leading to blogs that are still there, etc etc.

Anyway, I found this below in a post at the blog of Amy - you will find her link below, and might need to use it, because I have left the last three of these 'Chinese' translations out of my list, so you can check it out at her blog.

Now, bear in mind I am not trying to make fun of Chinese people to be nasty, after all, I am a Limey, and so it might be like throwing stones in a glass house, hehehe, but I have to say, if you pronounce the words below using a high pitched Chinese accent, they will sound even funnier.

From http://pinay-at-heart.blogspot.com/

For most of us, Chinese is a very difficult language to learn or understand. Hopefully, these simplifications will help you understand the Chinese language just a bit better! lol*

Ai Bang Mai Ne - I bumped into the coffee table
Chin Tu Fat - You need a face lift
Dum Gai - A stupid person
Gun Pao Der - An ancient Chinese invention
Hu Flung Dung - Which one of you fertilized the field?
Hu Yu Hai Ding - We have reason to believe you are harboring a fugutive.
Jan Ne Ka Sun - A former late night talk show host
Kum Hia - Approach me
Lao Ze Sho - Dawson's Creek
Lao Zi - Not very good
Lin Ching - An illegal execution
Moon Lan Ding - A great achievement of the American space program
Ne Ahn - A lighting fixture used in advertising signs
Shai Gai - A bashful person
Tai Ne Bae Be - A premature infant
Tai Ne Po Ne - A small horse
Ten Ding Ba - Serving drinks to people
Wan Bum Lung - A person with T.B.
Yu Mai Te Tan - Your vacation in Hawaii agrees with you

And for the extra last three of these, which are really funny, you will have to visit Amy's blog: Amy

I'm sure they will sound funny if we speak them especially you since you have a western accent. ;)