Yes, I am old. I had a situation yesterday morning while alone, when I suddenly had a massive chest pain, and for a few seconds though I might be taking the big trip. If so, hopefully it would have been up, not down!
So, I had a restful day - heck, I couldn't even blog the pain was so great. I tried, but had to use one hand to support my body at the desk. Once the Missus came home, I was able to go to the Emergency Room to get checked out - this is free here in Canada - eat your heart out, US residents!! So, I was plugged into a monitoring TV screen thingy, a computer, that's what it was, hehehe, and fed oxygen, and they took several EKG readings over a period of a few hours.
And I swear to God, that while I was hooked up, I was looking over at some chick who was using a computer at a desk across the other side of the room, and I was thinking 'she must be really skinny to be able to wear a horizontally striped sweater without it making her look fat'. This thinking gets even more bizarre, so check out the rest on my 'What Men Think" blog:
http://bloggerjohn2.blogspot.com/