Just for fun (is there any other reason I am here, after all, Google won't recognise all links that send people to this blog so I can use it to make money advertising!) Anyway, as I was saying, just for fun, I thought it might be interesting to think of a whole load of things that a guy can say to the woman in his life, and then I will follow it with the possible answer that he might hope for, and also the actual answer he might well get if she has PMS.

Him - Hi, dear, have you had a good day?
Her - Not bad, how about you, are you tired?
Her PMS - What kind of a question is that? Why do you always think that I might have had a good day? Don't you realise that I have a house to run here while you are off to work with your buddies, fiddling around with that stuff you fiddle with? When are you going to get a proper job, so I don't have to go through all this crap?

Him - I thought we would go to the beach this Sunday.
Her - That's a great idea, I will make sure that the beach towels are washed and clean.
Her PMS - Beach? Beach? When the heck are you going to paint the kitchen? Do I have to do everything here myself? What on earth do you think I can do lazing on a beach? I'm not used to doing that sort of stuff, and you know that, so I don't know why you even suggest it. Well, if you want to go to the beach with your buddies, then go, and leave me here to do all the work.

Him - Here's a bunch of flowers for you dear.
Her - Oh, thanks, how thoughtful. That really turns me on, I really love you.
Her PMS - Oh, thanks, but so, you think we have money to waste on flowers, and while you are enjoying yourself shopping, I have been here working my fingers to the bone. If you had a real job, instead of that easy one rowing a slave Roman ship, being whipped and then being fed to the Lions, then I wouldn't have to go through all this crap every day.

Him - Guess what!! We won 3 million bucks on the lottery!
Her - Wow, that's great, our financial problems are gone! Let's travel the world together!
Her PMS - 3 million? I thought the prize was 8 million. Why didn't you buy the tickets last week like I told you to. Now we've lost 5 million bucks. Sometimes I don't know why I stay married to you, you screw up everything you do. Just wait until I tell my mother that you had a chance at 5 million bucks, and lost it.

RFOL! thanks John for giving me some really good answers next time I will be asked those questions. ;)

thats really funny John! :) im not like that. hahaha..

Emzkie, you are a woman, so you are like that as a gender-specific trait. To deny is the same as having PMS - no woman ever admits they have it, only that they HAD it the other day. As for me, I am old, so can now say outrageous things without getting into too much trouble, hehehe